Ugh. I can't run my scripts. UGH! Welcome!

Hello, there! Glad to meet you!


Welcome to the Internet! My name is Oak!
People affectionately refer to me as the Internet Professor. This world… …is inhabited far and wide by people using the internet!
For some people, the Internet is about cats. Others use it for porn. As for myself… I study the Internet as a profession.
But first, tell me a little about yourself.
Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?